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1.15.25
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Today is Wednesday, January 15th, and these are the top stories making headlines halfway through the week:
In an interview this week on Fox and Friends, incoming First Lady Melania Trump said she is going to live at the White House full-time. While technically living at the White House, Melania said there is still a chance we don’t see or hear from her over the next four years — adding, “think of me like a Vice President.”
A new FDA proposal would put “front-of-package” nutrition labels on food products. Once again pitting the nation against its old nemisis. — reading.
According to numerous reports, Indonesian crocodiles have been pretending to drown in order to lure humans into the water to save them before eating them alive. Even worse, the crocs then rub it in by showing up to the families’ homes wearing the deceased as shoes.
In celebration of the show's 50th anniversary, Saturday Night Live is debuting a free, multi-day immersive experience that will give fans the chance to feel what it's like to host the show — including all you can snort cocaine.
This week, the London Underground hosted its annual no pants subway ride — said New Yorkers, “That’s cute. Call me when they start mastrubating.”
Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and his wife, Brittany, welcomed their third child Monday — naming their new daughter Golden to match siblings Sterling and Bronze — And for reasons I can’t explain, something tells me Bronze isn’t thrilled about it.
Data from the Environmental Protection Agency shows Pennsylvania has the worst drinking water in the nation. It’s too early to say what impact the poor quality water has had on Pennsylvania residents, athough, it does explain Gritty:
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