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3.5.25
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Today is Wednesday, March 5th, and these are the top stories making headlines halfway through the week:
The second annual Florida Man Games took place this weekend, featuring events such as the “Evading Arrest Obstacle Course,” “Sumo Cage Match & Beer Chug,” “Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud Duel,” “Grocery Aisle Brawl,” and “Eat the Butt Challenge.” Sadly, while all competitors in the Florida Man Games could win prizes — none could win custody.
Shares of telehealth company Hims & Hers are down significantly after releasing its Q4 results, but executives aren’t sounding the alarms just yet, reminding investors, “This company was built on getting things back up.”
In a new report, social psychologists explain why the initial qualities your partner was attracted to most can later become the reason for a breakup. For example, when he’s “always available” turns out to be he’s “unemployed.”
According to a new study, an orange a day may reduce depression risk by up to 20% by boosting serotonin and dopamine production — Which is interesting considering one particular daily orange makes democrats want to kill themselves.
A new study indicates married men are doing more cleaning and laundry than in the past. Women say all that’s left is for them to do it right.
Domino’s finally introduced a stuffed crust pizza to keep customers away from rivals. If adding cheese to the crust doesn’t keep people from going elsewhere, Domino’s said they’ll look into adding taste.
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