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11.20.24
Today is Wednesday, November 20th, and these are the top stories making headlines halfway through the week:
A new Pew Research report indicates one in five U.S. adults get their news from social media influencers. To try and win back that audience, David Muir at ABC World News Tonight will start his report with “Suh Fam, It’s your boy D-Money — Comin’ at you live, no cap. ”
According to scientists, when it comes to potential building materials, potatoes are better than human blood at making space bricks — Which sounds less like actual science and more like something a homeless man yells on the D train. With several more tests to run, the team said they’ll continue to work toward finding a solution. Also, and they cannot stress this enough, it’s not important where they got the blood.
Wendy’s has announced it will close 140 restaurants by year’s end but plans to replace them in new locations. But not to worry, as the company said former Wendy’s locations will continue to function as late-night hook-up spots for Opossums.
According to sources, Elon Musk may be overstaying his welcome at Mar-a-Lago as his near-constant presence has begun to wear on people in Trump’s inner circle. Staffers say the worst part is how Musk patrols the halls and won’t let anyone into the bathroom unless they answer his riddles three.
A new study may help explain why many people struggle to sustain long-term weight loss, as it finds fat tissue cells keep a “memory” of obesity even after dieting — It’s like they say, “an elephant never forgets.”
UCLA chemists have created a brand-new class of molecules previously thought too unstable to exist. The chemists say when you put enough of the unstable molecules together you get Kanye West.
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